I'm not in my 50's ass bite. I don't just sit and watch the squirrels butt slide down the hill all day. Who do you think puts bowls of nuts on their front deck to entice them to try and cross the ice covered street in the first place?
Your not in your fifties? That lying bastard Craig has some splainin to do. He was talkin crap on ya while you been away. If I were you,I'd check his posting history this last month. Hell, I thought you was still locked up till I saw you post here. He's nuthin but a troublemaker and I've washed my hands of the guy.....plus he never shaves anymore. I'm glad to hear your not really in a nuthouse dude...I mean that.
Yeah....thats what I said too at 49.5. Wait till yer 50 and people start accusing you of goin through the change if you wear an earing or wear your hair a little long. They'll shame your ass into submission........specially if your daughter tells ya that stuff. You'll look like a short haired, gray headed 50 year old bastard in no time....you'll see.