Lions Tigers and Bears, oh my!!!

by LittleToe 16 Replies latest jw friends

  • LittleToe

    Like most jokes, it kinda loses something when you start going down the slippery road of explanation...

  • Joyzabel


    psst, LT, I think people would have got the joke if this thread was under "jokes and humor"

  • LittleToe

    The point was intentional distraction.
    I was going for the "... ... ... Ohhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! ... Hahaha" response

    It failed miserably
    The joke's on me.
    Fortunately I can laugh at myself.

  • Low-Key Lysmith
    Low-Key Lysmith

    What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Highlander?

    Mick Jagger says "Hey you get offa my cloud."

    A Highlander says "Hey MacLeod, get offa my ewe!"

    That slays me everytime. No offense to anyone I hope.

  • Sunspot


    If I had ANY pride, I wouldn't admit that I didn't "get it" either---even after it was 'splained!!!!

    I did feel better when I saw how many others didn't get it either, LOL!



  • FlyingHighNow

    Two tigers were seen walking past an open air cinema.
    One said to the other "I don't like 'Chitty Chitty Bang Bang'!".

    The other said "I've never liked tinned food, either!"

    I'll translate this into American for you, Ross.

    (First of all, for those who have not seen the movie Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, the title of the movie is the name of a car, the main character of the movie.)

    Two tigers were seen walking past a drive-in movie theater. (Chitty Chitty Bang Bang was the movie playing.)

    One said to the other, "I don't like Chitty Chitty Bang Bang!"

    The other said, "I've never liked canned food either." (Meaning cars full of yummy human beings. The car is the can.)

  • LittleToe

    "~Groan~, that's a terrible joke!!!"

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