Who was the strangest JW you ever met?

by Preston 30 Replies latest jw friends

  • Preston
    Preston

    I knew a Presiding Overseer in the congregation I attened who was possibly the strangest person I ever met. He took a rigorous position toward the society's view on EVERYTHING!!! He was against many things ....including....Science Fiction, Fantasy, The X-Files, Disneyland, Cartoons and Football. He'd like to lecture people about Football...A LOT!!!! Particularly about its paganistic roots (he called the cheerleaders "temple prostitutes"). He also got offended every time someone brought up the fact that he use to be a Mason even though he routinely praised the Masons. One of the elders in my congregation told me that when his kids were little he refused to take them to Disneyland, not becuase it was far away, but because he disregarded anything associated with Fantasy .... and ... possibly a talking animal. He also use to tell a lot of dirty jokes, some were incredibly vile. The fact that he knew I had Jewish heritage gave him a lot of material. One of the things that annoyed me the most though, was the fact that he always use to refer to the Society as "Mother" (i.e. "Mother always tells us to read the magazines", "We wouldn't want to upset Mother")... IT MADE ME WANT TO PUKE!!!! On more than one occasion he would also minimize the evil deeds of the Nazis (his wife was a Hitler youth) and when I told him that I had no problem watching R-rated films he asked me if I was watching porn (?) I've never seen him more upset then when he found out that I sucked on my thumb after I got a paper cut. Of all the people I've ever met, nobody made me feel worse about myself than him. So.....thank you for letting me rant. Now, who was the strangest JW you ever knew? mAybe you can suprise me by finding a more demneted human being than the on mentioned above...

    "I'm gonna send you to a deep dark place and I'm gonna have fun doing it!" -- Miller's Crossing

  • chipster
    chipster

    he was a strange one indeed..i think he just needed to get laid, what do you think?
    LOL

  • Preston
    Preston

    Yeah, Chipster...LOL. I agree.

  • jayhawk1
    jayhawk1

    The strangest JW I have ever met was a man that never worked. His parents had money, so he lived at home with them. He never married. When they died, he got everything. Like me he was an only child. Now he is about 65 or so. Again, never had a job. Lives in one room of the house. (pretty good sized house too) He only heats and cools the kitchen. He sleeps on a cot. When he goes to the grocery store, he just buys sandwich stuff and milk. Also stocks up on any of the samples left out. He also drives an old car that is about to die on him. Did I forget to say all of his clothes are from the 70's.

  • jayhawk1
    jayhawk1

    Fredhall is pretty strange too! But I doubt he is a witness, I think he is just trying to be cute.

  • sawthelight
    sawthelight

    All of them .....

    except for you folks of course and all of the sisters, especially the ones 17,18,19,20 yrs old.

    sawthelight...and what was up the slit of that skirt!

  • sawthelight
    sawthelight

    just bringing this one back to the top

  • LDH
    LDH

    VERY funny! I'll have to think for a while, cuz I knew some doozies. Mostly back east, because I (purposely) didn't get to know anyone well out here in CA, I didn't want the thought police running my life.

    In case I hadn't said it before, welcome.
    Lisa

  • nytelecom1
    nytelecom1

    I have the winner of all winners.........this guy was at bethel for 10+ years....the first time i encountered him in the 360 building i thought i let a "worldly" person in..i informed the desk but they said he was in fact a bro...he was skinny with grey hair...anyway...he never spoke to anyone, never smile, and was trying to go to the Chinese convention. He was in his 40's and not an elder...which is kinda strange, this guy would sleep in the Boiler Room of the 360 building instead of sleeping in his own room, when doing watchmens the guy would get the crap scared out of them because this guy would be standing in the total dark for no reason, in the boiler room. He was also caught standing in the shower with rain gear...my guess is the reason they never gave this freak the boot is because he had a boiler license from NY state.

  • Fredhall
    Fredhall

    Thanks Jayhawk1

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