Brownboy, I believe you... oh, and BTW, your work called, the pool and spa depot, they want their inflatable raft back.....
Prepare for the Kingdom of God and His Christ
You all disappoint me! I came on to this site in the hope of finding out the exact date for the end of the world and what do I get, more fantasy and drivvel. Has no one out there got the right date? It looks like everyone wants to take the credit for saying' I told you this would happen!" and no one is going to say when. How can I trust a failed and false prophet like Brownboy since his reputation for failiure preceeds him.
I always expected to live forever and see over the hill, all the tomorrows and tomorrows that have to come yet. So, I need to know an accurate date PEOPLE! I have to know when roughly to stop buying lottery tickets and drinking too many tequilla sunrises. I have to give myself space to get back into God's favour just before it happens so I can be like the prodigal son and have my cake and eat it.
I think a few months notice would probably do. I could repent with a heartfelt condition and I could study and I could put my report slip in and I could answer nicely. I could perhaps do that for two to three months if push came to shove.
So what do you think? Any ideas anyone..... ACCURATE GUESSES ONLY, PLEASE!!!!!