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I'm sure he's going to start saying now he's a "born again"... :)
Lion Rejects Jesus
by Satanus 18 Replies latest social current
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observador
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stillajwexelder
Agreed StinkPantz -removing some idiotic Genes from the gene pool - that is why JWs should remain childless - no genes to pass on
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StinkyPantz
Agreed StinkPantz -removing some idiotic Genes from the gene pool - that is why JWs should remain childless - no genes to pass on
Hey now, I'm the product of two JW's!
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Satanus
observedor
I'm sure he's going to start saying now he's a "born again"... :)
Who, the lion?
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Narkissos
Gospel of Thomas, l. 7:
Jesus said, "Lucky is the lion that the human will eat, so that the lion becomes human. 2 And foul is the human that the lion will eat, and the lion still will become human."
I haven't found an online English translation for the Bodmer 41 of the Acts of Paul, so I'll try this second-hand translation from a French version:
Then a huge hungry he-lion came up... when I finished praying, the beast was lying at my feet. Then I was filled with the Spirit, I looked at him and asked him: 'O lion, what do you want?' He answered: 'I want to be baptised!' Then I gave glory to God who had given both a voice to the beast and salvation to his servants. Now, there was a large river in that place. I went down there, followed by the beast. (...) I led the beast by its mane and, in the name of Jesus-Christ, I immersed it thrice. When it came out of the water, the beast shook its mane and said: 'Let grace be with you!' And I answered: 'Let it be with you too!' Then the lion ran up to the field of bones, very happy -- this was, in effect, revealed to my heart. Then a lioness came to meet him. But he did not go to her: he went away and ran to the woods."
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Satanus
Thanks nark for bringing that nugget of spiritual truth. So paul was the first to baptise a lion? W his key to the kingdom of the heavens, he opened the way for salvation and heavenly life for lions? Priceless.
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frankiespeakin
Nark,
That is funny. Funny how some can attribute imorality with nature. It would be disaster if all nature was run by man's moral codes for mating.
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Brummie
Lion Rejects Jesus
Its hardly surprising, lions these days are mere infidels & pagans, like their forefathers, they have no respect for chrisitianity. ~>~
Brummie
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frankiespeakin
The lion in the picture looks like he's interested he's just not getting the message. Oh well I guess the stones will just have to cry it out,,maybe the stones can speak lionese.