Only @ WalMart

by Joyzabel 17 Replies latest social humour

  • Joyzabel

    One day, in line at the company cafeteria. Joe says to Mike behind him,
    "My Elbow Hurts Like Hell. Guess I better see a Doctor."
    "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There's
    a Diagnostic Computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong, and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars...a lot cheaper than a doctor."
    So Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal-Mart. He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout:
    "You have tennis elbow soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy
    activity. It will improve in two weeks.
    Thank You For Shopping @ Wal-Mart. '"

    That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample for good measure. Joe
    hurries back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results.

    He deposits ten dollars, Pours in his concoction, and awaits the results.

    The computer prints the following:
    1. Your Tap Water Is Too Hard. ~ Get A Water Softener. (Aisle 9)
    2. Your Dog Has Ringworm. ~ Bathe Him With Anti-Fungal Shampoo. (Aisle 7)
    3. Your Daughter Has A Cocaine Habit. Get Her Into Rehab.
    4. Your Wife Is Pregnant. Twins - They Aren't Yours. Get A Lawyer.
    5. If You Don't Stop Playing With Yourself, Your Elbow Will Never Get Better.
    Thank You For Shopping @ Wal-Mart.

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  • Special K
    Special K

    I must look for this machine the next time I'm in Walmart.

    Special K

  • Mecurious?




    Loved it....

  • kls

    ,,,,,,LOL,,,,,,; s

  • codeblue

    good one Joy

  • Mulan

    Thanks, that was worth the phone call.

  • WildHorses

    LOL To bad it was only a joke.

  • pr_capone

    Nice! I will be forwarding it!

    Kansas District Overbeer

  • Brummie

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