Slip of the tongue and other embarrassments
"Please forgive us our falling shorts"
My brother said that in his prayer in the early 70's. There was a group of us camping and swimming at Johnson Shut-Ins in MO, where there are all kinds of rapids and waterfalls and he said that during the lunch prayer. Yes, he was at bethel later and told people of his slip. Too funny.
I think my most embarrassing was "reading" my answer at a bookstudy one time. Instead of saying "shimmering city lights", I said, "simmering shitty nights". I thought the study conductor was going to wet his pants laughing. One of the few memories I had where my dad laughed at the humor instead of punishing me.