only one i can think of is sleeping at boaz's feet
Some people say this was not really his feet! But his third leg :-)
bilbical ways to acquire a wife.
by candidlynuts 21 Replies latest social humour
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DaCheech
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hillbilly
yes, yes, I am..........(at the moment... 0 for 3 keepin em-- but it's a long story)
Hill
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candidlynuts
Hill (techniqe is everything class)
maybe you orta work on that there technique lmao
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LittleToe
Which just goes to show. One way or another you always pay for it
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Wallflower
Cut 200 foreskins off of your future father-in-law's enemies and get his daughter for a wife.
(David--1 Samuel 18:27)Geez, and there's me looking for tips!
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LittleToe
WF:
Geez, and there's me looking for tips!
Or the lack, thereof
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Englishman
A very wise man once told me to find a girl who had been brought up with lots of brothers. That way, she would know how to climb trees, fart properly and would probably be less moody than the average gal.
Englishman.
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Gretchen956
A very wise man once told me to find a girl who had been brought up with lots of brothers. That way, she would know how to climb trees, fart properly and would probably be less moody than the average gal.
Pretty good chance this woman will bat for the other team!
Sherry
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lazyslob
Anyone want to come hide outside a brothel with me? Make sure you bring your own net! Show me the way.
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Insomniac
Cut 200 foreskins off of your future father-in-law's enemies and get his daughter for a wife.
(David--1 Samuel 18:27)Word to the wise: this method does not help you snag a husband. I tried it, and just pissed off my boyfriend and his folks. Now I'm not invited to family picnics no more.