Translating and deciphering witness expressions.

I wanted to start a thread with correct explanations of what witnesses REALLY mean when they say stuff... Please add to it!

"we missed you at the last meeting" = "WHERE were you? WHY did you miss a meeting!?"

"I enjoyed your talk" = "I saw you up on the platform...I can't really remember a word you said"

"Wasn't that a great talk/watchtower/assembly etc?" = "I'm supposed to say this so I appear spiritual"

"life in this wicked system is so had" = "something I'm supposed to say to show I'm not worldly"

Young sister......do you think this young brother who im staring at with tight pants on...look sexy? = Im a gay governing body member

"They aren't searching for the truth." = "They don't blindly believe the WTBTS."

"We need to promote unity" = "Don't complain about injustice."

"We have to trust the Slave." = "STFU and be blessed."

DD

Brandnew, good one! The GB like to project.

DD

Yes they do DD

Leave it in Jehovahs hands = forget justice being done

They arent "honest hearted" = they dont want any part of us

"He is active again" = "Someone has given in to pressure to preach".

"Why don't you come to meetings, don't you want to survive Armageddon?" = "Salvation comes from meeting attendance."

"The light gets brighter!" = "I will accept whatever they say no matter how stupid it is."

The brothers are here to cut that maple tree that you were so concerned about in your garden= they want free lunch and a handout.

Could you accompany Bro. Zeb and his wife on field service on Monday?= He is a special pioneer and needs gas money and free groceries.

Bro Gross' is a fantastic speaker = i've gotta kiss his ass -I want tomake MS and I want to date his daughter. He has his own business and is loaded.

You have a lot of potential= You aren't doing enough FS.

All real life quotes from experiences in a particular congregation.

Soon = never

Secret sin = great sex life

DD