How many of you have kissed "Hanks" arse?
So.....who is this Karl?
Jesus! Right? lol
If we turn the parable into an allegory (this always happens), I'd say Karl represents the Bible writers rather than Jesus...
Jesus would rather fit the position of Hank's antitypical arse to be kissed for salvation (no blasphemy intended though).
Am I right, Gumbmeister?
But what about the sexy assistant in the slinky black nelig......?
Ahem, ~clears throat~, as you were...
Kiss Hank's ass? Is that what they mean by "Hanky-Panky"?
this thread keep on bumping in my face ... I might finally kiss Hanks arse actually !!!
this thread keep on bumping in my face
Ooh, la la
Satire can speak Truth
Narkisomeister...your closer than some. Here's the clue,
"Then how do you kiss His ass?"
"Sometimes we just blow Him a kiss, and think of His ass. Other times we kiss Karl's ass, and he passes it on."
"A friend of ours. He's the one who taught us all about kissing Hank's ass. All we had to do was take him out to dinner a few times."
"And you just took his word for it when he said there was a Hank, that Hank wanted you to kiss His ass, and that Hank would reward you?"
"Oh no! Karl has a letter he got from Hank years ago explaining the whole thing. Here's a copy; see for yourself."
From the desk of Karl
- Kiss Hank's ass and He'll give you a million dollars when you leave town.
- Use alcohol in moderation.
- Kick the shit out of people who aren't like you.
- Eat right.
- Hank dictated this list Himself.
- The moon is made of green cheese.
- Everything Hank says is right.
- Wash your hands after going to the bathroom.
- Don't use alcohol.
- Eat your wieners on buns, no condiments.
- Kiss Hank's ass or He'll kick the shit out of you.
Ah.....come on!!!! ...........Who's Hank, Karl, "the letter"???
You big barstool...Hank is the four letter transliteration of "JeehooverIshmaelicky-BaalAllahahohim" or more simply put, Hank is the most holy of the shortened renditions, more commonly known as the 'tetoffensivegramiton'
Karl is Freddie Franz any self respecting one of the boy's in the 'writing dept'......knows that!
The million received upon leaving town represents the millions of man hours of world wide microphone passing by 15yr to 75yr old ms'ers or those who aspired to be.