The first thing out of a JW's mouth

by Nosferatu 25 Replies latest jw friends

  • Lostreality

    They would very cautiously go to the customer service desk, and ask to page God, in order to ask him...


  • run dont walk
    run dont walk

    it was a misunderstanding, i didn't understand the "new light"

  • kwintestal

    I knew I should have taken Harp lessons.

  • Jim_TX

    *said in a whisper*

    "I see dead people!"

  • kwintestal

    Hold on a sec guys are all going ahead of the organization on this one!


  • hemp lover
    hemp lover

    Dawn, I love that joke.

    This reminds me of what actually happened when my grandmother was dying. She woke up one day from a nap and when she saw all the people around her bed, she became very upset. My dad asked what was wrong and she answered, "My whole life I taught people that death was only sleeping. Now I'm dead and I see that I mislead so many people."

    My dad assured her she wasn't dead yet (sorry, I can't help smiling at the wrong time when I type that - Monty Python and all) and that seemed to comfort her. I wish I could have known what happened while she was sleeping to make her think she was dead. I miss her.

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