by Nosferatu 25 Replies latest jw friends
The Onion had a beautiful piece about the 9/11 Hijackers finding themselves in Hell, despite their great acts for Allah. The article isn't available anymore, but here's a copy of it:
http://www.angelfire.com/home/pearly/htmls1/onion-terror.html
Funny stuff.
The first thing out of a JW's mouth
"Whadya mean I can't be any higher than "Saint"....When I died I was a Pioneer damnnitt!!!"
Good times.
"...what time are the meetings at up here?.."
I'm anointed? But I never partook of the emblems, how's that possible??
It would probably be something about "waiting on Jehovah, and he will reveal it in his own time"
"I wonder if the WT Society will be able to forward my Awake subscrption to this address...."
"I wonder if I remembered to turn off the gas?"
Regards,
Jim TX
"Can I access JWD from here?"
"What do you mean, 'No meetings!' ??? What will I do with all that free time?"
