In the beginning, god created the earth. He made land and water, plants and animals of every kind too. He then started to make man, and decided to make him in his image, perfect in every way. He made him strong and handsome, and skilled in many different areas. He then decided to take a rib and make a woman, ad stood comparing the two. He decided that the woman needed to wear make up..........
Woman: HAZARDOUS MATERIALS INFORMATION SHEET
by reboot 18 Replies latest jw friends
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Yerusalyim
COMPOSITION:
Precious metalSugar and spice and everything niceMarket Value:
Not a tradable commodity (in most societies, has been known to loan itself out if ignored)
Trading highly incouraged in some small circles (YIKES)
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Sirona
When God made man She was only joking.
What did adam say when he saw eve? "Woah Man!"
Sirona
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funkyderek
Here's how it really happened:
Adam was walking around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked him, "What is wrong with you?" Adam replied that he was lonely because he didn't have anyone to share his experiences with or even to talk to, apart from God himself.
God saw that this was true and decided that he would make a companion for man and that it would be "woman". So that "man" and "woman" would forever be linked as one, God decided that Adam would have to give up part of his body - and that "woman" would be made from it.
God told Adam that he would create woman out of Adam himself, and that she would be called "Eve". He said, "This person will gather food for you, cook for you, when you discover clothing, she'll wash it for you. She will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you, and will be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache, and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it."
Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost me?"
God replied, "An arm and a leg."
Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"
The rest is history
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seeitallclearlynow
LOL! Good one Derek!
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DireStraitJacket
>Adam replied that he was lonely because he didn't have anyone to share his experiences with or even to talk >to, apart from God himself.
damn, obviously god wasn't very good company... -
Bubbamar
Good point Dire! LMAO
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ApagaLaLuz
He decided that the woman needed to wear make up..........
p.s. not sure what the snail is for, but I just discovered it today and wanted to use it :)