Woman: HAZARDOUS MATERIALS INFORMATION SHEET

by reboot 18 Replies latest jw friends

  • reboot
    reboot

    HAZARDOUS MATERIALS INFORMATION SHEET

    Element

    woman

    Discoverer

    Adam

    Atomic mass

    Accepted at 53.6 kg but known to vary from 40-200kg

    Occurances

    Copious quantities found in all urban areas

    Physical properties

    1.Surface usually covered in painted film

    2.Boils at nothing, freezes for no apparent reason

    3.Melts if given special treatment

    4. Bitter if incorrectly used.

    5.found in various stated forms from virgin metal to common ore

    6. Yeilds if pressure applied tto correct places

    Chemical properties.

    1. Has great affinity for gold

    2.Absorbs great quantitues of expensive substances

    3.May explode pomtaneously, without prior arning and for no apparant reason

    4.Insoluable in liquids but activity increases greatly with saturation in alcohol

    5'Most powerful money reducing aent known to man

    Common uses

    1, Highly ornamental, especially in sportscars.

    2.Can be great aod to relaxation

    3.very powerful cleaning agent

    Tests

    1. Pure specimen turns rosy oink when found in natural state

    2.Turns green when placed next to a better specimen

    Hazards

    1.Highly dangerpus except in experienced hands

    2.Illegal to possess more than one, although several specimens may be maintained at different locations as long as they do not come into direct contact with eachother

  • kls
    kls

    Reboot , where did you find that . That is so funny ,i can't stop laughing.



  • reboot
    reboot

    glad you appreciated it-it made me laugh..

    .i copied it from a print out i took from an email from my friend in hong kong sent me and it took AGES to type after a bottle of wine..then i realised i could have copied and pasted it lmao im sooo sytupid lol

  • ApagaLaLuz
    ApagaLaLuz

    Thanks Booty for single-handedly setting the feminist movement back 30 years

  • Dan-O
    Dan-O

    Go ahead & admit it, Tats. You laughed the first time you read this one, didn't you?

  • SixofNine
  • ApagaLaLuz
  • reboot
    reboot

    I am the crappiest typist!!!!!! i typed oink instead of pimk lmao

    (((((((chevy))))))i know, i know but i owed them one lol

  • jst2laws
    jst2laws

    COMPOSITION:

    Precious metal

    Market Value:

    Not a tradable commodity

    Jst2laws

  • Princess
    Princess
    i typed oink instead of pimk lmao

    This cracked me up more than the actual post!

    Good stuff though!

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