That my mom never forgot anything ("just like an elephant!")
That the Randy Newman songs my dad sang were songs he made up
That Jehovah was a superhero who wore red leotards and a yellow cape and boots, and had a lightning bolt and a giant "J" on his chest LOL
That you would get disfellowshipped for kissing before the wedding ceremony
That I was an alien that could turn into a cat when there was a full moon and I would escape from my room and go kill people who were mean to me, and that I was adopted (my real parents were feline aliens) (I was older for this one...about nine. I was really out of touch with reality for a couple of years)