Finish this sentence...trying to reason with a JW is like......

by doodle-v 50 Replies latest jw friends

  • doodle-v
    doodle-v

    Trying to reason with a devout Jehovah's Witness is like........

  • got my forty homey?
    got my forty homey?

    Trying to explain to your cat to stop climbing on the stove and stealing a chicken wing.

    It just won't understand and the cat will ALWAYS have a reason why he has a right to climb the stove!

  • talesin
    talesin

    ... trying to explain the concepts of calculus to a 4-year-old. They just can't conceive it.

    tal

  • doodle-v
    doodle-v

    like spinning around in circles and making yourself so dizzy that you puke!

  • talesin
    talesin

    ... smashing your head against a brick wall. It feels so good when you stop! lol

    t

  • Eyebrow2
    Eyebrow2

    like talking into the speaker at Sonic and expecting them to actually listen to you and get your order right.

  • Prins Vaillant
    Prins Vaillant

    like trying to extinguish the fire of the sun by blowing one's nose

  • Corvin
    Corvin
    Trying to reason with a devout Jehovah's Witness is like........

    . . . is like nothing I ever want to experience again!

  • Sirona
    Sirona

    is like reasoning with an inhabitant of Unreasonableville at the Unreasonableville Annual Rememberance Party for the most dedicated unreasonable person to have ever inhabited unreasonableville and who, as a direct result of his obscene unreasonableness, was martyred for the cause during the unreasonableville war with the neighbouring town of reasonableville.

    Sirona

    (went over all Rowan Atkinson there for a mo )

  • Yerusalyim
    Yerusalyim

    Trying to reason with a Jehovah's Witness is like trying to teach a pig to sing, it wastes your time, and annoys the pig.

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