I wanna start a religion

by JH 13 Replies latest jw friends

  • blondie
    blondie

    RULE ONE

    Everyone is saved as long as you give me 100$ a month.

    MORE TO FOLLOW

    WATCH THIS SPACE

  • bem
    bem

    okay lets see if I have some of these finer points correct. Idolizing ....can do that.... No rules...can follow those... Beer...don't drink it but know how to keep it cold. and can remember correct brand if sent to fly to buy...

    Then there's golf / lessons I hope unless playing miniature golf qualifies as training or does mere mention of mini golf get you kicked out

    you'll get a follower or two.

  • Special K
    Special K

    Probably a good Idea ..........they say there is a lot of money in starting your own religion if

    You can get the people convinced they can be saved if they sell all the books you write.

    lol

    special K

  • Dan-O
    Dan-O

    Mini-golf is a great start ... kinda like accepting the gracious offer of a home Bible study. Your putting skills can make or break your game. After several three-putts today, I'm very aware of this 'truth'!

    And remember that there is no 'fly to buy' on Sundays in Hoosier Land. We have to go next door to Ohio for that on Sundays. Thankfully, it's a short drive.

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