Leading By Example

by Valis 25 Replies latest social humour

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  LyinEyes

  LOL Val, you haven't shed all your old JW ways have you,,,,,you and your donation arrangement!!!

  FMZ,,,,,,just a little word of caution to you.....Valis does not just pinch the womenz!!!!! He will just as soon pinch you with all his might as he would anyone.....hehe just ask WildTurkey. I swear he was bruised.....lol. But , in Val's defense he was only doing what he was told by an apostate woman on the phone who could not be at the fest.

  After all that is the main thing,,,,,that Valis was obediant to those who take the lead the best.....WOMEN!!!!!

  ( And NO!! I am not going in front of a ST. Valis judical meeting, and NO!! I will not be put on restrictions for saying all of this without a hankie on my head!!!!! )

  But if it pleases you I will do my pentence by never , ever going in field service again, never , ever going to another meeting. I think that is a big sacrifice on my part and I will be humble and accept that "punishment"....
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  ApagaLaLuz

  lol at Dan

  words from the master
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  stillajwexelder

  I am sorry - not good enough -- as District Overbeer there should at least be -- Thou shalt have at least 10 pints of beer per week
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  Valis

  stilla...you have to perservere under hardships and simply DO MORE!

  Sincerely,

  District Overbeer
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  slipnslidemaster

  "Then tell them, 'This is what Valis ALmighty, the Gog of JWD, says: Drink, get drunk and DO NOT HURL, and fall to rise no more because of the sword I will send among you.' 28 But if they refuse to take the slippy cup from your hand and drink, tell them, 'This is what Valis Almighty says: You must drink it! 29 See, I am beginning to bring disaster on the city that bears my Name, and will you indeed go unpunished with no hangover? You will not go unpunished, for I am calling down a sword upon all who live on the earth, declares Valis Almighty.'

  - St. Valis 25:27-29

  Amen.

  However, I think that your translation of the word "drinctåbleünder" as "Valis Almighty" is incorrect. According to the new fragments in the Tokêmalòt scrolls (TS23-IV), it should be translated "Slippy the Almighty". Slippy the Almighty was the Aramaic God of Liquor and all things alcoholic.
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  Valis

  Where the hell is Leolaia when you need her? Slippy you are a stupid head. Those are obviously bastardized version of sacred texts...sheesh..

  Sincerely,

  District Overbeer