Well my friends...It has been brought to my attention that as a Forum Assistant I am supposed to somehow lead by example. In an effort for you all to more closely follow in my foot steps I have dearchived a simple plan from the Book of St. Valis...will post some now and more later for your edification.
And lo ye shall stop brushing thine hair. Let there be the locking of your hair and dreading of your locks. St. Valis 1:1
And the males among you a goatee ye shall grow, and only once a month shall ye go to ye olde barber for a real shave. St. Valis 1:3
"Then tell them, 'This is what Valis ALmighty, the Gog of JWD, says: Drink, get drunk and DO NOT HURL, and fall to rise no more because of the sword I will send among you.' 28 But if they refuse to take the slippy cup from your hand and drink, tell them, 'This is what Valis Almighty says: You must drink it! 29 See, I am beginning to bring disaster on the city that bears my Name, and will you indeed go unpunished with no hangover? You will not go unpunished, for I am calling down a sword upon all who live on the earth, declares Valis Almighty.' St. Valis 25:27-29
Hark! Hear the sound of your motorcycle roaring down the street says I. Go you to the land of motorcycles and place yourself in debt, well either that or sell the first born and get a Harley.. St. Valis 1:37
Gather y'all together and smoke em if you got em. St. Valis 4:20
Don't f*ck with my fun! St. Valis 1:87
You see Brothers and Altar Chicks, it isn't that difficult to live your lives accordingly and in steadfastness now is it? More later and have a nice day!
Amended because of NEW LIGHT from Altar chicks...
Sincerely,
District Overbeer
