Lol exactly because am bi I see the cute guys and girlz....I think everybody should be bi...wouldn't that be something...
Hacienda del Corona
by simplesally 109 Replies latest jw friends
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simplesally
Does anybody serve drinks in this bar? Where's my thong wearing waiter when I need him?
Can somebaddy apostate pass me the chips and salsa? It's Happy Hour, or didn't you hear?
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Sally, of the needs a few drinks class!
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Dan-O
Sally, you may have your choice of Budweiser, Jim Beam, Captain Morgan, Tangueray, Bailey's, or Kahlua ... got a few mixers around here as well ... let's see ... bitters, club soda, sweet & sour ... lemme find some orange slices & I'll make you an Old Fashioned?
If you can get the green light from Mrs. . I could peel down to my whitey tighties. But forget any ideas of me serving up drinks while wearing a thong.
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simplesally
Mrs O would let you wear a pair of tight shorts, right?
So serve me up Dan-O!
Now tell me a joke cuz that's what bartenders are for!
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Dan-O
Wow ... the board didn't like the first joke I posted. So, I'll try again ...
"Pardon me, Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman."
The priest asks, "Is that you, little Tommy Shaughnessy?"
"Yes, Father, it is."
"And, who was the woman you were with?"
"Sure and I can't be tellin' you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation."
"Well, Tommy, I'm sure to find out sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Brenda O'Malley?"
"I cannot say."
"Was it Patricia Kelly?"
"I'll never tell."
"Was it Liz Shannon?"
"I'm sorry, but I can't name her."
"Was it Cathy Morgan?"
"My lips are sealed."
"Was it Fiona McDonald, then?"
"Please, Father, I cannot tell you."
The priest sighs in frustration. "You're a steadfast lad, Tommy Shaughnessy, and I admire that. But you've sinned, and you must atone. You cannot attend church mass for three months. Be off with you now."
Tommy walks back to his pew. His friend Sean slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?"
"Three month's vacation and five good leads."
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simplesally
I like that one!
I think I deserve a shot of Petron cuz I laughed so hard!
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Sassy
I liked both..........I laughed out loud when I read them...
I am requesting Labatt's tonight.......this girl is extra thirsty...
whew.. got my taxes in..........................JUST in the nick of time!!!
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simplesally
What's Labatt's?
Does anybody have quarters for the juke box?
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Sassy
Its a Canadian Beer..........It's on sale this week at our store around the corner Sally.. you should try it!
what song are you going to play ??
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simplesally
hmmmmmmmmmm............... Kidd Rock............... Cadillac Pussy? hows that?