What's The Dumbest Thing Anyone Has Ever Told You?

by minimus 33 Replies latest jw friends

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  ColdRedRain

  Actual quote heard in a kingdom hall in Minneapolis, MN. "Pokeman (sic) is a Japaneese word meaning stronger than god, faster than god, smarter than god. Who's this little superhero that says he's stronger than god, faster than god and smarter than god?"

  Appearantly, he didn't know that the word "Pokemon" was just a contraction of "Pocket Monster" and Nintendo didn't want to get sued by another company that had a "Pocket Monster" tv show, and how "Pokemon" isn't a superhero, it's a group of mythical animals that were designed to make parents of 10 year olds poor.

  Another golden gem.

  "If it isn't in the bible, then it doesn't exist." I replied with "Cat's aren't in the bible, so therefore, they don't exist." and the witness then said "Boy, thinking like that will lead you into apostacy." He was right!

  No wonder Chicagoites make fun of Minnesotans.
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  Mary

  That we shouldn't go see The Extra Terrestrial. because salvation is through Jesus Christ, and not ET. (really? geeze, who would've ever guessed?)
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  Mulan

  One of my Dad's patients (about 30 years ago) when she learned she was pregnant again (4 in 3 years), asked "how is this happening?" She was serious..............didn't know that this "privilege of marriage" causes pregnancy. She was dumber than a rock, and so was her husband.
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  minimus

  It's sad when people make babies and don't know how they did it.