Describe some the "typical" dubs you would find in nearly every KH (page 2)

jws

At least every hall I went to had some old guy who was starting to lose it and would sometimes say inappropriate things. Like using bad language ("naughty" words) while making a comment at a watchtower study.

doodle-v

How about Brother Opera singer-He was an aspiring opera singer before he came into the "troof" so now he just likes to sing the kingdom melodies in vibrato very loud during every meeting.

Stefanie

Just from reading it looks like we have all been to the same KH

ellderwho

Brother I wanna hold the crying baby. This guy would jump at the chance to hold a crying baby. I thought this was strange until I realized the motive..... get away from the stale kingdumb message.

ambush23

sister or brother i have to sit in the back room

me, sister or brother who is a bad influnce on the majority of others in the age group

the perfect elder/pioneer wife, but my kids are ALL F#*$ED up

nobody told me

Sister Cellulita-----comes in late and sits next to you and hogs the arm rest. Out in service makes your car sink to one side. Has 4 kids and always shows up for snack night at the book study.

Brother unemployment-----always has a get rich scheme, trusts in Jah to pay his bills

Brother Electron---knows everything about the science, but is socially lost

Sister elderette-----counsels everyone in the cong, knows all the WT rules.

doodle-v

LOL@nobody told me

I had sister cellulita in my hall too, she would always show up for snack night and every bring a dish gathering but wouldnt bring anything herself. LOL!

new light

Sister Alzheimer: Certifiably insane with about 50-60 years of pionerring under her belt. Comments at studies are always off-topic and self-praising, and sometimes downright offensive. Conductors always called on her and said a smarmy "thank you" after each one.

Sister Dustmask: The old sister who came to meeting three times a year. Wasn't at the rest because of supposed allegies. Had to come to meeting in a dustmask to keep up charade. Probably a failed attempt a fading.

I realize these types were probably not in many of your congregations, but these are real examples from my old cong.

Lonestar13

brother/ sister "repetition-for-emphasis" : The one who reads the entire paragraph over at the watchtower study when giving a comment.

sister over-zealous: usually a pioneer sister who refuses to stop her field service time under any circumstance, hunger, cold, bathroom etc

brother/ sister always-out-of town: usually a pioneer or bethelite couple that are ALWAYS on a cruise, vacation, anything but in town. and in the case of pioneers, they usually have a part time job making very little pay, yet they have a car, an apartment, nice clothes and are always on vacation....hmmmmmmm

cyber-sista

HEY...NEWLIGHT!!!

We must've been in the same congregation because I knew Sister Alzheim and Sister dustmask too (seriously). Do you remember little sister hive body--who broke out in hives whenever she came into the hall? she wasn't real typical either I don't imagine...

but in the halls I have been too we had:

Brother Obnoxious Joker who while even in a "position" would constantly be telling over the top jokes and would even joke about someones dead grandmother if he had a chance.

Brother--what's his name?...nobody really knows where this guy is from....He hangs around for a short period of time and then mysteriously disappears--later on it is found out he was on the run and the police are looking for him.

Takes all kinds...

Describe some the "typical" dubs you would find in nearly every KH

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