Bed hawgs (page 2)

Sassy

well Ona.. all I can say is..

Kate, YOU GO GIRL!!

shotgun

It's the same for me Craig...when I stayed at your place Kate hawged the bed all night and truthfully you laying your leg over me was just as irratating.

I finally just had to sleep standing up in the closet next to those lifesize blow-up dolls you keep in there.

I have a futon in the guest room so whenever these issues arise, in the futon I go! Sometimes I don't even open it! I just cover myself in my blanket and pretend I building a cave/tent! Then I drag one of my cats underneath with me for protection!

itsallgoodnow

ok, she gets to hog the bed, but I'm betting you get control of the TV remote?

bikerchic

Okay now my rebuttal!

This is a serious marital issue...should I retreat to the couch?

I see my plan to have the whole bed to myself worked!

haha Scully!

uh oh... the honeymoon's over!!

What honeymoon?

Stefanie noooooo!

Dont take the couch she will be offended and think something is wrong.

It's my plan to have the whole bed to myself!

bisous YES!!

Get a bigger bed!

Another part of my plan! And a bigger house to go with the bigger bed!

LadyLee good thinking, thanks!

Besides getting a bigger bed we also have separate blankets and sheets on "our" side of the bed - but one comforter on top. This way we aren't fighting over the covers either

Uggg Craig!

And now she's in the shower, giggling at her success in shoving me off.

Showering so I can go to a job interview while you are home............slacker! You make more money yo need to be working *sees chinks in my plan* I have to work harder to buy a bigger bed.....hummm, but he who buys the bed gets the bed! Yeah I win again!

I'm calling my attorney: ENOUGH OF THIS BED HAWGING.
stef, she also fights me for the couch...next, it'll be the floor.
Life was so simple as a bachelor.

Yeah we'll see about that honey, sweetie pie, Craggie-poo

LMAO @ Special K's story!!!!!!

Nos:

I'm calling my attorney: ENOUGH OF THIS BED HAWGING.
I hope to hell you're joking.

Sassy;

well Ona.. all I can say is..
Kate, YOU GO GIRL!!

Yes! Girls unite, we won't take anymore of this!

ahhhhh shotgun!

It's the same for me Craig...when I stayed at your place Kate hawged the bed all night and truthfully you laying your leg over me was just as irratating.
I finally just had to sleep standing up in the closet next to those lifesize blow-up dolls you keep in there.

I keep telling him he has to shave daily! Good thing you had some company in the closet......I wondered what all that noise way!

40 dude!

I have a futon in the guest room so whenever these issues arise, in the futon I go!

I hate futons I would rather Craig sleep on a slab of cement! Cold wet cement!

Craig you'll just have to see if you get any sleep tonight, you bed hawg!

Kate

imallgrowedup

I hate futons I would rather Craig sleep on a slab of cement! Cold wet cement!

LOL!!!

For the record - I am NOT a bed hawg - it's just that my husband snores so loudly that the audio vibrations move me across the bed!

growedup

Puternut

Ona, try replacing her with that blow up doll. Gumby says they are kinda cuddly..........

Winston Smith :>D

Craig,

You gotta think outside the box on this one.

I have the simple solution where everone is a winner:

Let her have the top

Phantom Stranger

Craig, I think you should work on becoming shorter...

simplesally

You could get a pet snake and insist he sleep in the middle.........

Bed hawgs