If Morrisey Was a Jdub

by gitasatsangha 45 Replies latest social humour

  • Sirona
    Sirona

    The Lazy Weak Ones (by The Governing Body)

    A world war
    was announced
    days ago
    but they didn't know
    the lazy weak ones the lazy weak ones
    the sun burns through
    to the planet's core
    and it isn't enough
    they want more
    Nothing
    appears
    to be
    between the ears of
    the lazy weaks ones
    too jaded
    to question stagnation
    the sun burns through
    to the planet's core
    and it isn't enough
    they want more
    Religions fall
    children shelled
    "...CHILDREN SHELLED? THAT'S ALL
    VERY WELL, BUT WOULD YOU
    PLEASE KEEP THE NOISE
    DOWN LOW?
    BECAUSE YOU'RE WAKING
    THE LAZY WEAK ONES..."

  • Sirona
    Sirona

    The Last of the Famous Watchtower Playboys

    Dear hero in bethel
    with all the new crimes that you are perfecting
    oh I can't help quoting you
    because everything that you said rings true
    and now in my bethel room
    (well, I followed you)
    and here's a list of who I converted
    Freddie Franz- do you know my name?
    don't say you don't
    please say you do, I am:
    the last of the famous
    watchtower playboys
    the last of the famous
    watchtower playboys
    and now in my room
    (well, I loved you)
    every man with a job to do
    Teddie Jac- do you know my face?
    don't say you don't
    please say you do, I am:
    the last of the famous
    watchtower playboys
    the last of the famous
    watchtower playboys
    In our lifetime those who decieve the newsworld hands them stardom
    and these are the ways
    on which I was raised
    these are the ways
    on which I was raised
    but I never wanted to do this
    I'M NOT NATURALLY EVIL
    such things I do
    just to make myself
    more attractive to you
    HAVE I FAILED?

  • DIM
    DIM

    absolutely brilliant, all of these posts...i love Moz

  • Sirona
    Sirona

    Dim

    Go for it!!! I would love to hear your morrissey lyrics dubb-ised....

    he he. I honestly love this thread...as you can see. I'm a hopeless Morrissey fan. I queued for 7 hours to see him at Chester in 1999 (I think that was the year).

    He was amazing, I got dragged out of the crowd (I was at the very front) nearly fainting....he touched my hand..

    OK sad.

    Sirona

  • gitasatsangha
    gitasatsangha

    WITNESSING's A DRUG

    There are some bad people still inside.

    There are some bad people still inside.

    They're saving their own skins by

    Ruining other people's lives

    Bad, bad people still inside

    Young married couple in fear - ever felt had ?

    Young married couple in fear - ever felt had ?

    On a Watchtower scheme

    Designed to kill your dream

    Oh mum, oh dad

    Once poor, always poor

    La la la la la

    Witnessing's a drug

    The one that you took

    TELL THE TRUTH - IT DIDN'T HELP YOU

    Cos Witnessing's a drug

    The one that you took

    God, it really did not help you you

    You wonder why we're only half-ashamed ?

    "Because the Truth is TOO MUCH!

    ...and look around ...

    ...can you blame us ? CAN you blame us ? "

    On a Watchtower scheme

    Designed to kill your dream

    Oh mum, oh dad

    Once poor, always poor

    La la la la la

    Witnessing's a drug

    The one that you took

    TELL THE TRUTH - IT DIDN'T HELP YOU

    Cos Witnessing's a drug

    The one that you took

    God, it really did not help you

    You wonder why we're only half-ashamed ?

    "Because the Truth is TOO MUCH!

    ...and look around ...

    ...can you blame us ? CAN you blame us ? "

  • gitasatsangha
    gitasatsangha

    Witness Heart, Witless Mind (Irish Blood, English Heart)

    Witness Heart, Witless Mind
    This I'm Made of
    Its only "the World" that I'm afraid of
    and no one or thing can reason with me

    I've been dreaming of a time when
    to be J-Dub is not to be baneful
    to be standing with my mag, not feeling shameful
    mysoginist or painful

    Witness Heart, Witless Mind
    This I'm Made of
    and it's only "the World" that I'm afraid of
    and I will die long before paradise

    I've been dreaming of a time when
    we are Sick to Death
    of Apostates and Hardliners
    and spit upon the name of Freddy Franz
    and denounce the oligarchy that still salute him
    and will salute him
    Forever..

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