First Apsotachillifest Texas Style!

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  • LittleToe
    LittleToe

    Valis maybe had his hand on her ass, at the time of that pic

    Rollercoasters are just great, especially with something greasy in your stomach.
    You can have contests to see who you can hit with projectile vomiting!!!

    Sassy:
    Please tell me it aint so?!!!!

  • gumby
    gumby

    A Texas father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her and noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.

    "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.

    "They're mating," her father replied.

    "What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked.

    "That's a Daddy Longlegs." Her father answered.

    "So, the other one is Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.

    "No," her father replied. "Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."

    The little girl thought for a moment, then raised her foot and stomped them flat and said "Well, it might be OK in Massachusetts but we're not having any of that shit in Texas!"

    Gumby

  • LittleToe
    LittleToe

    ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Sassy
    Sassy

    Sassy: Please tell me it aint so?!!!!

    well ONE of my financial HUGE woes went away yesterday (late yesterday)..

    so I'm still working on the other situation to see if this trip is still possible. I really really really want to be there and meet you all!

  • LyinEyes
    LyinEyes

    OMG Nina,,,,,,,,, I look like day old cat shit!!!!!!!!!!! hahha

    I just hope to remember to bring the sunglasses and a paper bag for my whole head next time........lol.

    Little Toe,,,,,,,,,projectile vomiting contest would be kind of fun,,,,,,,,,,,you sit in front of me ,,,,,ok......

    Ok , Six Flags isnt a go for that weekend, but since we don't live that far, and I have to take the kids sometimes,,,,,,,, I will let you all who want to go maybe sooner, in April..........a holla.

    Since you are not the first Nina to show a picture , Today....lol. of my "good times", I will post one of my darn self, feeling a bit tipsy. This must be embarrass Dede Day.........whohooooo, who better than me to join in !!!!!

  • Rabbit
    Rabbit

    Purdy picture Dede, I still cannot figure out why your alias is, LyinEyes? I don't see that at all... Should be Purdy Eyes, imho!

  • slipnslidemaster
    slipnslidemaster

    or Lyinondafloor

  • LittleToe
    LittleToe

    LOL @ Slippy

    Rabbit - she's got amazing eyes

    Dede:
    Waddayamean the rollercoasters are out?!!!
    Dagnabbit - I want to riiiiiiiiide!!!!

  • slipnslidemaster
    slipnslidemaster

    I so excited you are coming LT!!! I can't wait to sit and stare at you staring at all the other people wondering what you are thinking.

    Anyway, hey Mr. Bushy, what's the latest attendance list??

  • LyinEyes
    LyinEyes

    Hehe,,,,,,,thanks for the compliment,,,,,,,,these days I try to keep as sober as I can possibly be. I know it breaks the rules of apostasy hehe.

    No Lyinondafloor, or Toreupfromthefloorup either!!!!!!! But I may make an exception for the fest.....get a little rowdy anyway............

    Little Toe , I got an idea,,,,,,,some who I shall not mention by name,,,,,,,,rode a suitcase carrier, whatchamacallit,,,,,,,thingy down the stairs at the motel. It was a bumpy ride, I think some one feel off thou........but hey you want excitement right? Bring a helmet or Val will let you borrow his motorcycle helmet.

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