by Valis 1484 Replies latest members meetups
That was Big Tex,,,,,,,,,he knew what was under his kilt, but was just curious
If LT wears his kilt, I'll wear mine. But no spelunking allowed. >mental note ... don't drink anything at the Bradford<
You know, we need to find a way to get Valis to wear a kilt.
Chris
You know, we need to find a way to get Valis to wear a kilt.
Just bring an extra Big T......after about 5 shots of tequila with beer chasers.......he'll wear one.
Gumby
Xena:
Sorry to break the news to you, sweetheart
BigTex:
To be honest, I think Valis would look pretty cool in one.
He's aready shown off the goods, so that aspect is unlikely to phase him
If I can get, I'll be sure to bring mine!
To be honest, I think Valis would look pretty cool in one.
Are you kidding? He'd look great. With the hair and all, he'd have a real Braveheart look going on.
C'mon Gumby ya bastard, you need to wear one too. Chili, BBQ and kilts.
I'm afraid to wear a dress in Texas. All I can picture is a bunch of red neck , hat wearin, tabacky chewin, cussing, dirty levi wearing , mean biggoted bastards all grabbing me by my long hair and sayin...."hang that queer bastard?! No sir- eeeee. I'm wearing some tough lookin clothes. I might even wear my George Strait shirt with his picture on the front.........then those bastards will leave me alone.
Gumby
haha ... Yeah I wonder what's going to happen if I show up at Sonny Bryan's in downtown Dallas wearing a kilt. Maybe I should take my son along with me, he's been taking tae kwon do lessons and has broken a board in two.
Chris
hhhmmm maybe I need to wear a kilt to get LT's & slippy's attention back to me....
I do have something that might just work....
Xena......just make sure it doesn't go past your fanny
BTW......I heard LittleToe thinks all the women on this part of the planet are slow and.....un-intellectual, and I heard he's going to try and take advantage of some. Don't let him fool you with his wiley ways. When he asks you to go and help him find his lost ostrich in the bushes.....that will be your first clue.
Gumby
Gumby:
I heard LittleToe thinks all the women on this part of the planet are slow and.....un-intellectual
Trying to talk down the opposition, huh?
and I heard he's going to try and take advantage of some.
Darn, busted!
Don't let him fool you with his wiley ways.
Wiley, or willy?
When he asks you to go and help him find his lost ostrich in the bushes.....that will be your first clue.
Darn, busted again!!
Do you have me bugged, or summit?
Which all goes to further prove.
You are a b*st*rd, and a complete and utter one at that ~said in best John Cleese voice~
hhhmmm what about if he tells me he wants to show me his "haggis" gumby?????
