First Apsotachillifest Texas Style!

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  • morty
    morty

    oh Brother Beans,

    In which book of the bible will I find those words to preach while I'm in the land of the U.S.A??...are we all going to get together before my journey to the States??? Whens the next toronto Apostate meet??

    They are the best damn scrips I have ever heard ...Maybe brother Valis will have a idea and he will share with me.......and if he CAN refill my keg from the river, then he really is god!!!!!....( dont let your head get toooooo big Valis..lol)

    XW...yeah, I will have a little taste of your rum as well, if ya dont mind?? I love rum and pineapple juice...cant wait to meet ya!!!!!!

    oooooooh mac, come out, come out, where ever you may be........are ya coming to see me or what??? ....red pumps and all...

  • Valis
    Valis

    morty...I will try my best and if necessary we will send one of the legion to a local shrine where they gladly exchange gold coins for spiritual food..

    Sincerely,

    District Overbeer

  • morty
    morty

    Will you except Canadian gold coins Valis?

  • Valis
    Valis

    *LOL* morty...I might but the liquor store is full of pharisees who only accept certain kinds of tribute.

    Sincerely,

    District Overbeer

  • Rabbit
    Rabbit
    Rabbit, I guess that will be your reason to come to Dallas, to see first hand what a Slippycup is. I'm not sure you could handle though but everything IS bigger in Texas so maybe you could.

    Speaking of handling it...I can always tell when I've flown over the border into Texas, it's like an automatic extra 6"...hehehe so....6"+. GOD!!! that's like BIG!!!

    Aw-w, shucks, Miz Slippy -- ya' dun got me all flusterated now...thet way yer a' talkin'...(or that big margarita my woman made me drink) it's gitten' areful hot in here or sumpin'. The wife...she sez she thinks SHE knows what that 'Slippy cup ' is, but, dang it, she won't TELL me...sez ahm' 2 stoopid ta' understand...

    So-o, ah guess ahm' on a quest ta Big D, fer a Slippy Cup & maybe a brian brain, K ?

    LeE

    edited to plead: am I the only one who doesn't know ??

  • Sassy
    Sassy

    damn.. I wish this was all this weekend too....

    Morty.........how in the hell are you going to get a keg on a plane.... I am sure you must be kidding....

  • LittleToe
    LittleToe

    So what's the general plan?

    I understand it's a three day weekend (Sat - Mon), when are people generally arriving / leaving?

    (If I can swing it, I'd want to maximise my apostofun )

  • Xena
    Xena

    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LT is coming too! Bringing the kilt again????

  • morty
    morty

    No Sassy, I am not kidding....We have mini kegs here...They hold 12 beers!!!!!

    Or you can get the one that holds 24 as well.....

  • lisaBObeesa
    lisaBObeesa

    Seems like all the Texas threads are HUGE.

    Is everything bigger in Texas?

    -LisaBOBeesa

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