My Demonized Dog....

by desib77 21 Replies latest jw friends

  • desib77
    desib77

    What is the most off the wall thing you've heard from a JW?

    Here is mine....

    A month ago my dad (disassociated) gave me a dog named Lucky. Trying to get Lucky used to his new home and new people we put him in a kennel when we would leave. One evening after being gone for a few hours we came home to find blood all over his kennel. He had clawed the cage until his little nails were bleeding....after talking to my mother about it she told me that my dog was probably scared by the demons. She said his name was "bad" and that I needed to change it.

    Poor dog...turned out he was just having separation anxiety.....

    His name is still Lucky...:) (Just a little baby step for me. :)

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    Awww... poor puppy.

    It never ceases to amaze me how superstitious JWs are.

  • avishai
    avishai

    OK, so the demons go out of their way, to take time out from their busy schedule tormenting JW's who go to garage sales.......

    ......To torment a dog because his name is LUCKY? LMAO!!!!!!!!!!

  • RunningMan
    RunningMan
    she told me that my dog was probably scared by the demons

    Yeah, the vet tells me that all the time.

  • qwerty
    qwerty

    Poor Wittle Poopy

  • Winston Smith :>D
    Winston Smith :>D

    Here's what you gotta do:

    Change Lucky's name to YHWH and I'm postive that the demons will leave your dog alone.

    Good night, I never realized how superstitious we were as JW's either.

    Like the dogs name will really make demons attack it.

    And never could the explanation be that the dog was just lonely and scared.

    Poor pup

  • JamesThomas
    JamesThomas

    Your mother would just die if she met my cat.

    j

  • desib77
    desib77

    He's doing better now.....My mother must have prayed for him...or me...probably both.

    Couldn't have anything to do with not locking him in the kennel or with us leaving him special treats when we leave.

    My dad's take on it : Lucky just has issues because his mother was a bitch. :)

  • franklin J
    franklin J

    has someone told the JW mom that she is in a kennel ( of sorts)?

    ...poor Lucky; take him out for a good run and a special treat.

    Good dog, Lucky! ((pats Lucky on the head))

  • RunningMan
    RunningMan

    The only way to stop a demon attack, once it has begun, is by shouting out the name "Jehovah". The demons become so afraid that they flee. Try it right now. Everyone.

    I am shouting "Jehovah" right now, and there isn't a demon in sight. See?

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