We should all be dead !!

by Simon 32 Replies latest social family

  • Simon
    Simon

    http://www.davesdaily.com/strange-over25_02-04.htm

    According to today's regulators and bureaucrats, those of us who were kids in the 40's, 50's, 60's, 70's probably shouldn't have survived.

    Our baby cribs were covered with bright colored lead-based paint. We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets, and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets. (Not to mention the risks we took hitchhiking.)

    As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or air bags. Riding in the back of a pickup truck on a warm day was always a special treat. We drank water from the garden hose and not from a bottle. Horrors! We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle, and no one actually died from this.

    We would spend hours building our go-carts out of scraps and then ride down the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes. After running into the bushes a few times, we learned to solve the problem.

    We did not have Playstations, Nintendo 64, X-Boxes, no video games at all, no 99 channels on cable, video tape movies, surround sound, personal cell phones, personal computers, or Internet chat rooms. We had friends! We went outside and found them. We fell out of trees, got cut and broke bones and teeth, and there were no lawsuits from these accidents.

    We made up games with sticks and tennis balls and ate worms, and although we were told it would happen, we did not put out very many eyes, nor did the worms live inside us forever.

    We rode bikes or walked to a friend's home and knocked on the door, or rang the bell or just walked in and talked to them.

    Little League had tryouts and not everyone made the team. Those who didn't had to learn to deal with disappointment.

    The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke a law was unheard of. They actually sided with the law. Imagine that!

    This generation has produced some of the best risk-takers and problem solvers and inventors, ever. The past 50 years have been an explosion of innovation and new ideas. We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learned how to deal with it all. And you're one of them!

    How Did We Ever Survive Our Childhood?

    My Mom used to cut chicken, chop eggs and spread mayo on the same cutting board with the same knife and no bleach, but we didn't seem to get food poisoning.

    My Mom used to defrost hamburger on the counter AND I used to eat it raw sometimes too, but I can't remember getting E-coli.

    Almost all of us would have rather gone swimming in the lake instead of a pristine pool (talk about boring).

    The term cell phone would have conjured up a phone in a jail cell, and a pager was the school PA system.

    We all took gym, not PE ... and risked permanent injury with a pair of high top Ked's (only worn in gym) instead of having cross-training athletic shoes with air cushion soles and built in light reflectors. I can't recall any injuries but they must have happened because they tell us how much safer we are now. Flunking gym was not an option ... even for stupid kids! I guess PE must be much harder than gym.

    Every year, someone taught the whole school a lesson by running in the halls with leather soles on linoleum tile and hitting the wet spot. How much better off would we be today if we only knew we could have sued the school system.

    Speaking of school, we all said prayers and sang the national anthem and staying in detention after school caught all sorts of negative attention. We must have had horribly damaged psyches. I can't understand it. Schools didn't offer 14 year olds an abortion or condoms (we wouldn't have known what either was anyway) but they did give us a couple of baby aspirin and cough syrup if we started getting the sniffles.

    What an archaic health system we had then. Remember school nurses? Ours wore a hat and everything.

    I thought that I was supposed to accomplish something before I was allowed to be proud of myself.

    I just can't recall how bored we were without computers, PlayStation, Nintendo, X-box or 270 digital cable stations.

    I must be repressing that memory as I try to rationalize through the denial of the dangers could have befallen us as we trekked off each day about a mile down the road to some guy's vacant 20, built forts out of branches and pieces of plywood, made trails, and fought over who got to be the Lone Ranger. What was that property owner thinking, letting us play on that lot? He should have been locked up for not putting up a fence around the property, complete with a self-closing gate and an infrared intruder alarm.

    Oh yeah... and where was the Benadryl and sterilization kit when I got that bee sting? I could have been killed!

    We played king of the hill on piles of gravel left on vacant construction sites and when we got hurt, Mom pulled out the 48 cent bottle of Mercurochrome and then we got our butt spanked. Now it's a trip to the emergency room, followed by a 10-day dose of a $49 bottle of antibiotics and then Mom calls the attorney to sue the contractor for leaving a horribly vicious pile of gravel where it was such a threat.

    We didn't act up at the neighbor's house either because if we did, we got our butt spanked (physical abuse) there too ... and then we got our butt spanked again when we got home.

    Our music had to be left inside when we went out to play and I am sure that I nearly exhausted my imagination a couple of times when we went on two week vacations. I should probably sue the folks now for the danger they put us in when we all slept in campgrounds in the family tent.

    Summers were spent behind the push lawn mower and I didn't even know that mowers came with motors until I was 13 and we got one without an automatic blade-stop or an auto-drive.

    How sick were my parents? Of course my parents weren't the only psychos. I recall Donny Reynolds from next door coming over and doing his tricks on the front stoop just before he fell off. Little did his Mom know that she could have owned our house. Instead she picked him up and swatted him for being such a goof. It was a neighborhood run amuck.

    To top it off, not a single person I knew had ever been told that they were from a dysfunctional family. How could we possibly have known that we needed to get into group therapy and anger management classes?

    We were obviously duped by so many societal ills, that we didn't even notice that the entire country wasn't taking Prozac!

  • FlyingHighNow
    FlyingHighNow

    We really did have it good, didn't we? 1960s a good time to be kid.

  • Guest 77
    Guest 77

    Yeah, try doing your business in an out-house. Try wiping your derriere with cut-up newspapers!

    No - 911

    No locks on our doors

    Neighbors helping neighbors build their homes, etc.

    Not perfect but we survived.

    Living was at a slower pace.

    Money went along way.

    Children dying at a young age was news.

    Yes, the good old days we had 'fun.'

    A kiss was a kiss and and it was electrfying. Today, kids are having oral-sex on school buses!

    Enough said.

    Guest 77

  • got my forty homey?
    got my forty homey?

    I had a school teacher who taught us handwriting and proper speech. and if you misbehaved you got it in the back of the head with a 12 inch ruler.

    There were no milk cartons with missing children on them either.

  • JH
    JH

    Oh, but we have technological progress today some will say. But still I doesn't beat the simple life of years ago.

  • RAYZORBLADE
    RAYZORBLADE

    Yes Simon, that article says plenty now doesn't it?

    I too was born in the early 1960s (1962 to be exact).

    The thing that I really liked as a kid were cool babysitters. They'd either bring their portable record players over when they babysat us devils, or played my dad's hi-fi, and I got to listen to the Beatles, Tremelos, The Association, Mamas & Papas, Rolling Stones, Steppenwolf and so many other bands as a little kid. I loved it.

    It was just AM radio mostly then.

    We had toys that had sharp edges: we were always being taken to the army base hospital for 'stitches'.

    Cars (North American automobiles) could actually seat: 3 adults and 6 children. Think Mercury Meteor, Pontiac Laurentian, Chrysler 300M (the original), and the AMC Ambassador and many others.

    I remember I learned to print, read and write properly and knew the importance of "please" and "thank you" and to be polite.

    Spankings: I got plenty. Didn't kill me. I set my brother's hair on fire, I mean...what did I expect?

    I knew how to open pop bottles without paying for them at those vending machines (Coke/Pepsi bottles in an open door fridge, where they lay on their side), I knew how to get a cup and pop open the caps.

    Penny candy: 3 for .01 cent or 5 for a penny/copper. WOW! Good candy, the type that made your tongue turn all different colours and well....later on, <you know> similar.

    But for me, it was the cool babysitters, who didn't have a care in the world. Just played their 45s and got me dancing and singing along: I loved that, and it is one of my favourite memories.

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    Of course, we were lucky... , *said in best monty python british accent* Back then drinking and driving was unheard of. But we used to pick beer bottles along the highway, so everyone must have been doing it. Empties weren't that far apart, either.

    No seat belts. My first car, a chrysler, topped out at about 120 mph, w all the windows down, no seat belts, and bias ply ties. We could have been killed.

    SS

  • mouthy
    mouthy

    This was GREAT!!!! I sang MEMORIES---I was a MUM at that time of four kids!!! Thanks Simon for a walk down memory lane.

  • calamityjane
    calamityjane

    Oh the good ole 60's.

    I remember them well.

    My mom use to keep the milk out on the counter, never put it in the fridge. She believed cold milk was not healthy for us and it never went sour.

    And then there were the days in winter where we had to have a teaspoon of cod liver oil. Not a fond memory.

    cj

  • morty
    morty

    Aw, those were the days Simon.....I am a true believer of kids getting a good spanking on thier butt like I did as a kid....Never hurt me, and I believe I turned out all right....( not to the point of a beating by any means)

    I have 2 boys, that were raised the same way and one lives for the outdoors, while the other opts for the t.v and video games...(well actually, he would rather cuddle with his girlfriend if giving the chance)So to point out your condom thing Simon, I do like the way that they are taught this now adays,( condoms) And my husband and I do also talk to him about safe sex all the time with him...Not that we would approve of it happening at such a young age, but I guess better to be safe then sorry....I know when I was growing up in the late 60s and 70s it was not really talked about ( sex) SO yes, our times have changed and I do wish that sometimes we could turn back the clock, but in this matter of our kids being safe, I am glad that it is not back in the days when the school nurse came in and just talk about our vagina's and penises on a over head, and just pointed out what their proper names were

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