Bible jokes ,If you have any more please post them.

by smiddy3 20 Replies latest social humour

  • jhine

    How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus was 7lb 3oz ?

    Because they had a weigh in the manger.

    Which OT person was great at growing tomatoes and runner beans?

    Cain .


  • Vanderhoven7

    The smallest man in the Bible was not Kneehigh-Amiah; it was the Philippian jailor because he slept on his watch.

    How do we know that Adam and Eve played baseball. Because the Bible says they were there in the big inning.

  • neat blue dog
    neat blue dog

    It couldn't be Bud because he died decades before I believe. Also the guy I'm thinking of was part Hispanic I believe.

  • Vidiot

    I heard every fucking one of these groaners growing up.

  • snare&racket

    How do we know Nebuchadnezzar played squash? He was always with Zerubbabal

    How do we know Paul worked at Greggs? …. He was always going to Phillipi..

  • punkofnice

    Some of these jokes are older than when Pontius was a pilot

  • JW GoneBad
    JW GoneBad
    Some of these jokes are older than when Pontius was a pilot

    Punkofnice...I got a real kick out of your comment...that was really witty!🤣

  • jhine

    Yes but the olduns are the best, as we know 🤣.


  • DesirousOfChange

    Only goes to show that if Adam were to be resurrected, the only thing he would recognize would be the jokes.

  • smiddy3

    Who was the first person to cuss in the Bible ?

    GOD ,He put a flamin sword at the entrance to the Garden of Eden.

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