Here's to you, Mr. Eight-Hour-Publisher-Man...

by Funchback 11 Replies latest social humour

  • Funchback

    Reeeeeal men of geniUSSS...

    Here's to you, Mr. Eight-Hour-Publisher-Man (Mister Eight-Hour-PubLISH-uhhh)...

    You knock on doors every Saturday at 10:00 AM knowing that you will only be greeted by a barking dog or a slamming door (Slammed shut right in your faaace!)...

    You loyally and consistently get your eight hours per month in except for those months when the BIG GUY upstairs blesses you with a 5-weekend month (But you're happy when it's only fourrr)...

    You will never be an elder. Hell, you will never be a Ministerial Servant. But you will always get your eight hours a month in.

    Here's to you!

    Mister Eight-Hour-PubLISH-uhhhhhhhhhh!

  • Badger

    No comments about padding?

    15 minutes at a coffee shop? make it 30...and leave a magazine behind (Leave one right there!)

  • xjw_b12

    Sure throw that up in our faces. Go to Hell 8 hour man. 8 Hours would have been my best month.

    xjw_b12 of the 2- 4 hour man club.

    I do have size 12 feet though

  • Funchback


    Good one, Badger!

  • DanTheMan


    "Only you feel comfortable walking into a McDonalds at 10 a.m. on a Saturday dressed in a three-piece suit."

  • Eyebrow2

    That was great!

    I could hear the background song should put that in a wav file that would really be priceless

  • Gopher

    "You don't conduct Bible studies, not even with your own family! Bible studies -- well they take up valuable rest and recreation time, and once that clock strikes 12 noon on Saturday, you've got the day to yourself!"

  • SYN

    Geez, during my whole 15 years in the BORG I think I had one month where I did 8+ hours.

    Hehehe, shows you what they thought of me...*lol*

  • badwillie
    badwillie here's to you...even when you get laid off from still get only those 8 hours.

  • Funchback

    You begin at 10 and not a minute too soon and you always wrap it up exactly at noon.

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