Where is Jehovah?
Heaven is manifested as a huge skyscraper, and the Archangel Gabriel is the elevator-operator. As each new entrant arrives, the Archangel asks for their religious affiliation, and each is taken to the appropriate floor:
Gabriel asks, “Religious affiliation?”
“that will be floor 24, but everyone please be very quiet as we pass floor 13.”
Another arrives at the elevator. “Religious affiliation?”
“Southern Baptist.” Floor 66, but everyone please be very quiet as we pass floor 13.”
A third arrives. “Religious affiliation?”
“Get off at floor 20, but everyone please be very quiet as we pass floor 13.”
One of the passengers finally asks, “I can understand there being different floors for different religions, but why must we be quiet as we pass the 13th floor?”
“Well, the Jehovah’s Witnesses are on that floor, and the loving All-Being has mandated this rule out of sheer kindness” explains the Archangel. “You see, only a small group of them imagined that they would be here in the first place – and they think they’re the only ones here.”
Two missionaries of the Church of Latter-Day Saints were walking down the street when they ran into two
Jehovah’s Witnesses coming directly at them from the opposite direction.
The elders stopped, and one of the Jehovah’s Witnesses said, “We don’t move for false witnesses.”
One of the Mormons said, “We do,” and they went around them.
Apparently, he is taking a crap all over the earth.