NEWS FLASH!!! Noah's Ark Found!

by Jim_TX 25 Replies latest watchtower scandals

  • NEWWORLDSLACKER
    NEWWORLDSLACKER

    Hey Fourty...... I will meet you with the cabbage if you bring me those baby blues........

    NwS

  • got my forty homey?
    got my forty homey?

    Not a problem but Im in Orange county New York, not California!

    So dont start dissing or your picture will be on a milk carton with the words MISSING!

  • William Penwell
    William Penwell

    I wonder if thats where Saddam hid his WMD.

    Will

  • imallgrowedup
    imallgrowedup

    WP -

    I wonder if thats where Saddam hid his WMD.

    Actually, I think Elsewhere has them stored somewhere on a lilly pad. Rumor has it that Timothy McVeigh broke into his stash...

    growedup

  • SanFranciscoJim
    SanFranciscoJim

    I understand the ark was found in a spider hole with several AK47s, a few Uzis, and around $750,000 in gold shekels. The ark is said to have surrendered without a fight.

  • imallgrowedup
    imallgrowedup

    SFJ -

    The ark is said to have surrendered without a fight.

    However, the lice and fleas were another story!

    Where ya been?! I miss you when you're not around!

    growedup

  • ESTEE
    ESTEE

    Noah's Ark Found!

    What ...? Again...? I recall reading an Awake! article back in the covered wagon days that claimed someone had stumbled on the ark in Mount Arararararararararat...

    Sooooo now ... who you gonna believe ...? I'm laying odds with the Enquirer ...

    ESTEE

  • lurk
    lurk

    esteee

    that turned out to be rock formation

    theres a theroy MT Ararat is not even the right mountain .somthing to do with translation and original traditions.

  • Sunnygal41
    Sunnygal41

    Hey! Not to subvert the thread or anything.........but, an elder's son in my old cong. once wrote the Society and asked them where all the bugs were during the flood................my answer at that time was hibernating way down deep in the soil.........anyone else got any ideas???????????

    Terri

    Elsewhere, I thought I smelled something funky!

  • avishai
    avishai

    Righhhhhtttttttt..............What's an ark?

    P.S, Dave, How long can you tread water?

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