Satan is abyssed for 1000 years and when released, immediately asks...

by The Fall Guy 20 Replies latest social humour

  • Vidiot
    Vidiot

    “...are we there, yet?”

  • sparky1
    sparky1

    "Where's the toilet? I haven't taken a good sh*t for 1,000 years!


  • slimboyfat
    slimboyfat

    “There is a special place in hell" for "those who promoted Brexit without even a sketch of a plan of how to carry it out safely". Donald Tusk

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-47143135

  • waton
    waton

    and: while we are on question B: is BER open yet?

  • waton
    waton

    f he is a stickler for clear doctrine: "Wt teaches I am to be released "At the end of the 1000 years" but John wrote

    "after the 100o years are ended" so : "what time is it really ?" and

    the geometry question: " where are the 4 corners of the earth, on the flat-earther's square or is it a 3 sided pyramid?

  • Whynot
    Whynot

    Is marijuana legal yet?

    Or

    Where's the nearest taco bell?

  • smiddy3
    smiddy3

    I need to see the WT/JW lawyers ,you can`t punish me twice on the same charge ,i`ve done my time.

  • blondie
    blondie

    smiddy3, so funny. Nice to wake up to this morning.

    I need to see the WT/JW lawyers ,you can`t punish me twice on the same charge ,i`ve done my time.

  • RubaDub
    RubaDub

    Were those A-holes in Sodom and Gomorrah ever resurrected?

    Rub a Dub

  • steve2
    steve2

    Jehovah, why didn't you destroy me when I first rebelled instead of letting this drag on for thousands upon thousands of years and cost unending millions of human lives?

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