Find out what level of Dante's Inferno You'd go to!

by czarofmischief 40 Replies latest social humour

  • sens
    sens
    Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

    LOL!!

    ~ Sens ~

  • Tatiana
    Tatiana

    Seventh level???? How in hell is that possible? I'm not violent. I just said I'd assasinate someone if it would make me rich and powerful. And that some people deserve to die.They didn't say who, so I figured Osama. How can I go to hell for that?

  • CountryGuy
    CountryGuy

    7th Level ...

    So, what beer tastes good warm. More importantly, who's going to bring it?

  • greven
    greven

    Gasp! I am a monster aparently!

    Ninth Level of Hell - Cocytus


    This is the deepest level of hell, where the fallen angel Satan himself resides. His wings flap eternally, producing chilling cold winds that freeze the thick ice found in Cocytus. The three faces of Satan, black, red, and yellow, can be seen with mouths gushing bloody foam and eyes forever weeping, as they chew on the three traitors, Judas, Brutus, and Cassius. This place is furthest removed from the source of all light and warmth. Sinners here are frozen deep in the ice, faces out, eyes and mouths frozen shut. Traitors against God, country, family, and benefactors lament their sins in this frigid pit of despair.

    Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
    (Click on a level for more info)
    LevelWho are sent there?Score
    Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
    Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
    Level 2 Lustful Very High
    Level 3 Gluttonous High
    Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Extreme
    Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Very High
    Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Extreme
    Level 7 Violent Very High
    Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Extreme
    Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Extreme
    Greven
  • LittleToe
    LittleToe
    Level Who are sent there? Score
    Purgatory Repenting Believers Extreme
    Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers High
    Level 2 Lustful High
    Level 3 Gluttonous Low
    Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low
    Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Very Low
    Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very Low
    Level 7 Violent Low
    Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Low
    Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low
  • Thunder Rider
    Thunder Rider

    The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
    Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

    LevelScore
    Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Very Low
    Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Low
    Level 2 (Lustful)Moderate
    Level 3 (Gluttonous)Moderate
    Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Low
    Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Very High
    Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very Low
    Level 7 (Violent)Very High
    Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Moderate
    Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Low


    Take the Dante's Inferno Test

  • Robdar
    Robdar
    Your fate has been decided....

    You are one of the lucky ones! Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to Purgatory!

    Purgatory


    You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.

  • drwtsn32
    drwtsn32

    This test is seems heavily biased towards one's particular religious beliefs. Just because I don't acknowledge God I'm going to be sent to the 6th level of hell? Come on!!

    Someone posted a different hell test a couple weeks ago... on that one I had a pathetically low score. That test focused more on things like eyeball licking.

  • tink
    tink

    i don't acknowledge god either dr and i still got booted to the lustful circle of hell

  • Badger
    Badger

    I found this...I think Ted Jaracz is on his way here.

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