What is your favorite nickname for the Society?

by slipnslidemaster 59 Replies latest jw friends

  • slipnslidemaster

    Wow! Everyone is so creative!! Except for Farkel.

    He's just a stupid ol' poopyhead.

    Slipnslidemaster: Doin' the humpty hump...just doin' the humpty hump...

  • esther

    While I often use other terms, my favourite is the borg. To be in, you need a 'collective mind', no individual thoughts are allowed. Also, how you spend your time is controlled. It is considered a waste of time if what you are doing does not comply with what the GB considers to be good for the collective, otherwise known as the organization.


  • Cat

    New to this forum. Been disassociated for 2 years.

    My favorite term for WTBS would be The Control Tower.

    Kingdom Hell is good one for Hall.

  • slipnslidemaster


    Is that anything like Taco Hell? Of course, I LOVE Taco Hell, but I HATE the Kingdom Hell!!!

    Slipnslidemaster: Doin' the humpty hump...just doin' the humpty hump...

  • jelly

    Well when I am serious I will use the organization, because it’s more an organization than a religion. But here is a list of my favorites when I am just kidding around:

    (1) Jehovah’s witlesses
    (2) Borg
    (3) Kingdumb hall
    (4) Door knockers
    (5) Ugly overweight women in skirts

    Jelly (I might offend some people with 5, but I would say this group makes up 40-60 percent of the witnesses I know)

  • neyank

    How about
    The walking dead.


  • emyrose

    The Washed-up Tramps & Boozing Society

  • bwoga

    Watchtower Bible and Tract Publishing Company

  • El Kabong
    El Kabong

    The Gestapo

  • Mommie Dark
    Mommie Dark

    Jelly, I'm still #5. It's got nothin' to do with a cult thang tho.

    My fave term is our name for their alleged music... Kingdoom Helledies

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