Become Jehovahs Friend Lesson 27: Lesson 27: See Yourself in Paradise

by pale.emperor 17 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • sparrowdown

    Guess Sophia won't have to worry about her friend with the "two mommies" anymore coz they all be fertilizer for all those pineapples and watermelons.

  • stuckinarut2

    Good point Sparrow!

    But, if those evil worldly homosexual corpses become fertilizer for food, is there a chance that the "ickyness and homo-ness" might infect the faithful through their food intake??

  • sparrowdown

    Oo yeah stuck 😫 homo fruit and veg aka revenge of the gay people - good one.

  • sparrowdown

    PE - Caleb and Sophia being perpetual children makes paradise seem more like Peter Pan's Neverland.

  • Gorbatchov

    Sparlock? Did he made it?? 😁


  • Saethydd

    I shudder to think of how my poor nephews are going to have these cartoons force-fed to them constantly while they're growing up, I know my mother went through most of them pretty much every time she took care of my sisters little boy.

  • Brokeback Watchtower
    Brokeback Watchtower

    Both are death threats as in, become Jehovah friend or parish and see yourself in paradise and not dead like the rest mankind. Listen to us we know all about how to make Jehovah happy and not angry it's a matter of life or death so listen up.

    Close you eyes and imagine another world far different then our world with no problems because everybody doing what Jehovah wants them to do things like petting wild animals that don't chew their arms off, , reading the bible more,,welcoming back the dead and such.

  • pale.emperor

    Cant believe i was ever in this cult. Looking at it now only 14 months since waking up and it's just so culty!!

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