The latest featured video from everybodys favorite child indoctrination cult: See Yourself In Paradise
Few problems here that the little kids wont have figured out:
1. It looks very nice up on that hill. Under that hill is thousands of bodies of rotting men, women and children that didnt become JWs.
2. All those buildings that used to be on that very spot, where are they? You knocked them down? What did you do with the rubble? No electricity, no machinery. Did you scavenge for tools did you? Did it by hand?
3. Clean clothes. Where did you wash them?
4. The world has just survived an apocalypse. Where are you getting your fresh fruit and vegetables from?
5. The kids are still the same age, so Jehovahs genocidal holocaust must have happened very recently. You're all happy that your schoofriends, workmates and non JW relatives are now birdfood? According to Paradise Lost, Paradise Regained you should have see "their eyeballs rot in their sockets" and "worms eat up their tongues". Not traumatized at all by that?
6. Deranged nutters like Anthony Morris III, Joseph Rutherford and Fred Franz are, apparently, ruling alongside the tyrant JW version of Jesus up there in heaven. Is there a set guide for how tight your pants are? How long your skirt can be? How many children you can have? What sort of sex you can have? Pay no heed to Fred Franz though, he's always changing his mind.
7. That blueprint you have to build your house. Who printed it? Where did the blue ink come from? Where are you living now if you dont have a house?
8. It's all very well swinging in a tree with a monkey, Caleb, but that monkey can still die. So dont get too attached.