Become Jehovahs Friend Lesson 27: Lesson 27: See Yourself in Paradise

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  • pale.emperor

    The latest featured video from everybodys favorite child indoctrination cult: See Yourself In Paradise

    Watch the video here:

    Few problems here that the little kids wont have figured out:

    1. It looks very nice up on that hill. Under that hill is thousands of bodies of rotting men, women and children that didnt become JWs.

    2. All those buildings that used to be on that very spot, where are they? You knocked them down? What did you do with the rubble? No electricity, no machinery. Did you scavenge for tools did you? Did it by hand?

    3. Clean clothes. Where did you wash them?

    4. The world has just survived an apocalypse. Where are you getting your fresh fruit and vegetables from?

    5. The kids are still the same age, so Jehovahs genocidal holocaust must have happened very recently. You're all happy that your schoofriends, workmates and non JW relatives are now birdfood? According to Paradise Lost, Paradise Regained you should have see "their eyeballs rot in their sockets" and "worms eat up their tongues". Not traumatized at all by that?

    6. Deranged nutters like Anthony Morris III, Joseph Rutherford and Fred Franz are, apparently, ruling alongside the tyrant JW version of Jesus up there in heaven. Is there a set guide for how tight your pants are? How long your skirt can be? How many children you can have? What sort of sex you can have? Pay no heed to Fred Franz though, he's always changing his mind.

    7. That blueprint you have to build your house. Who printed it? Where did the blue ink come from? Where are you living now if you dont have a house?

    8. It's all very well swinging in a tree with a monkey, Caleb, but that monkey can still die. So dont get too attached.

  • St George of England
    St George of England

    Caleb's dad has been practicing his "singing" for 8,000 years according to the video, so why is Caleb and his sister still children?

    Infantile twaddle.


  • stuckinarut2

    Great review Pale!

    So accurate.

    It Genuinely hurts my head to see witnesses not using an OUNCE of logical thinking skills to work this stuff out.

  • never a jw
    never a jw

    Trust in Jehovah. He created the Universe. So vaporizing 7 billion corpses and all the buildings is child's play for him.

  • sparky1

    I see what you did there, never a jw.

  • sir82

    Oh ye of little faith!

    *** Know Jehovah chap. 20 p. 377 Land of Magog No More to Threaten Mankind ***

    The fact that Jehovah leaves the bodies of those slain at the defeat of Gog’s attack lying exposed on the ground for birds and wild beasts to gorge themselves upon symbolizes that they will not be laid in respected memorial tombs in hope of a resurrection for them. The unburied dead, "those slain by Jehovah," will be so enormously many that even the carrion birds and scavenging wild beasts could never take care of their consumption. The burial of even what remains after these lower creatures have their fill would be stupendous. Doubtless the Almighty God will use some highly scientific means, whether including antimatter or not, to dispose of the surplus of decaying bodies in a speedy and sanitary way. This remains for the survivors of the "war of the great day" to see and witness. We remember that Noah and his seven fellow survivors of the global Deluge were not burdened with burying the human victims of that world catastrophe after they came out of the ark and renewed Jehovah’s worship on earth.—Genesis 8:18-22.

    See there! Antimatter! It's doubtless! And highly scientific!


  • LV101

    "See Yourself in Paradise" delusional idiots! That's hilarious.

  • LoveUniHateExams

    Have they given the dad an Italian accent?

    "And waddya wanna do inna paradise, Soph-ee-a?"

    "I want to help you in your restaurant, papa ..."

  • sir82

    Never could figure out the dad's accent, in any of those videos.

  • freddo

    Have they given the dad an Italian accent?

    "And waddya wanna do inna paradise, Soph-ee-a?"

    "I want to make ice cream papa! I was never allowed ice cream before Armageddon!"

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