by Alfred 57 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
Ok so this is a joke - BUT!!!
In the real video - 2 times Splain says...
That if you are Anointed but it was AFTER the 1st (Franze) group that died (so not overlapping) - You would be Anointed, but not part of those who would NOT PASS AWAY.
So what does that mean?
Why would he entertain people being Anointed but not part of the "not pass away," group?
Are they actually leaving room for another group? Possible because so many are feeling the spirit these days?
April 1 ?????
Omg
G.
The “truth” ( no pun intended) is so very often stranger than fiction in life. That some of us wonder whether this is genuine or a nifty satire reflects hugely on JW organization’s eschatology (look it up, if puzzled).
As this religious organization has ignorantly painted itself into a tight corner, its explanations actually have become more and more convoluted ... and satire-magnets.
As stupid as the chart in the opening post is, the original chart by Splane was hardly much less stupid. They are beyond parody.
Its such a privilege to make up bible interpretations which aren't in line with the Scriptures then kick anyone who's in your organization out who doesn't agree with those interpretations which are false by default.
These are the challenges of a fear mongering religious publishing house.
Now that last one is great Alfred!
Spot on in fact!
Hilarious alfred!
OMG those signs are HILARIOUS! I totally believed the first one when I saw it, and lets be honest, if that actually turned out to be a real new teaching and they added a third tier to the Generation chart would any of us actually be surprised at this point?
