Pick-up lines

by SpunkyChick 28 Replies latest social humour

  • minimus
    minimus

    Here's one that always worked for me: "Hey baby. You wanna do it?" Women really like that one.

  • Yerusalyim
    Yerusalyim

    "Sooo...what would you like for breakfast?"

  • Xena
    Xena
    If I said you had a beautiful body -- would you hold it against me

    You hear that one a LOT at country bars

    A few more........

    Baby, I'm an American Express lover.... you shouldn't go home without me!

    Can you believe that just a few hours ago we'd never even been to bed together?

    Help the homeless. Take me home with you.

    Hey baby, let's play house, you can be the door and I'll slam you!

    How do you like your eggs cooked? Why? Well I just wanted know what to make for you in the morning!

    I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you

    There are 265 bones in the human body. How would you like one more?

  • ballistic
    ballistic

    Yeru, that should read, "how do your like your eggs in the morning?", and the answer is normally "unfertilised".

  • Gadget
    Gadget
    Yeru, that should read, "how do your like your eggs in the morning?", and the answer is normally "unfertilised".

    So you tried that one, lol.

  • ballistic
  • SpunkyChick
    SpunkyChick
    Hey baby, let's play house, you can be the door and I'll slam you!

    LMAO! yeah there's another one that would have me melting!

  • joannadandy
    joannadandy

    My personal favorite to use, "Would you like to be touched by an angel?"...

    Ok I have never used that before in my life. My usual pick-up technique is to sit all shy-like in the corner...so far it's been a huge failure.

  • patio34
    patio34

    LOL @ Joanna!

  • ChimChim
    ChimChim

    hahaha you guys have me in stiches!!!!!

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