Your Favorite Plays on Words

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  • LoveUniHateExams

    We'll take two. Yes, two to Toulouse, sir! - I hope Toulouse wasn't too lousy.

  • sparky1

    "When my girlfriend first saw me naked, she was astonished by my male anatomy. Yes, I told her, I do have a foot but I don't use it as a rule!"

  • Betheliesalot

    A man convinced against his will, is of the same opinion, still.

  • Wasanelder Once
    Wasanelder Once

    The salesman sold a belt to Toulouse Lautrec. When he put it on it was a bit small so he asked him, "Is that belt too tight Toulouse?"

  • compound complex
    compound complex

    Thanks, everyone! Very clever!

    You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be led.

  • OrphanCrow

    Coco, did you hear about the two guys who walked into a bar? was pretty funny. You would have thought that the second guy would have seen it.

  • jp1692
  • compound complex
    compound complex

    He minces garlic but never words. (zeugma)

  • compound complex
    compound complex

    Meandering through the hotel's mirrored foyer, Madeleine Miroir saw her beautiful self to the front door . . .

  • Phizzy

    Queen Victoria asked her great Scottish friend, Mr Brown, a question the answer to which intrigued her :

    " Tell me Mr Brown, is anything worn under the Kilt ? " to which Brown replied :

    " No Your Majesty, it is all in perfect working order ! "

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