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Your Favorite Plays on Words
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jp1692
Dangling, or misplaced modifiers, often result in humorous, unintentional misstatements. Here's a classic, albeit deliberate, example from the inimitable Groucho Marx:
"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know." - Groucho Marx
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sir82
"So why don't you make like a tree, and get outta here!"
LOL.
I dunno, somehow I like this one better than the one that makes sense, "Make like a tree and leave".
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tor1500
Hi,
Thought of another one...Native American...so a native is a person who comes from that particular country...so Native American is redundant...This is America & the Indians were here first...so they are just Natives or Indians. Why must people who come to America be named so & so American...if you are from the Caribbean how can you be called an African American...you ain't from Africa...I'm just saying...
Tor
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sparrowdown
"Don't get saucy with me Bernaise."
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ttdtt
Compound - you got my fav!
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stillin
A flea and a fly were stuck in a flu.
Said the flea to the fly, "what shall we do?"
Said the fly, "let us flee!"
Said the flea, "let us fly!"
So they flew through a flaw in the flu.
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smiddy3
stuillin takes the cake soiree
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Wasanelder Once
I bought a set of drums but didn't get any drumsticks. Of course I bolted them together because as you know, "If you can't beat'em, join em."
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zeb
Groucho Marx again.
"I was away in the south pacific and took lots of photos of the native girls but they are not developed yet."
(from a Marx Bros movie.)