What Would Happen If You Just Walked Into A Kingdom Hall This Sunday?

by minimus 55 Replies latest jw friends

  • minimus

    Good point Blondie! btw, I like the "new Blondie".

  • frankiespeakin

    If I went back to my old KH I would be asked to leave and then if I would not comply they would call on Satan's worldy policemen to escort me off the premises. Kind of hypocritical if you ask me seeing how they veiw the world as evil and yet rely on the world to protect them from evil apostates.

    The last time I went to the KH I was arrested for tresspassing, although I was sitting quietly in the front row, my presents really disturbed them.

    The last Convention I attended, i was escorted out by six really big attendants, just because i was reading quietly to myself "Crisis of Conscience" durring the session, boy what a bunch of paronoid people!LOL

  • HadEnuf

    We would probably be greeted by one Sister Warm & Fuzzy & Insincere and then the PO would call an emergency meeting of the local elder body and they would cower in the back room until it was safe to come out...when the meeting was over and their spies had reported back to them that we were safely off the premises.

  • Sassy

    If I walked into the hall, the first thing that would happen is the elders asking me if they could meet with me for a short while after the meeting was over. Nope.. don't want to deal with that.

  • oldcrowwoman

    I don't even want to go there. Besides just my anger alone would warm the kingdumb hall without turning their heat on. I don't think my presense would be welcomed.

  • minimus

    Imagine WANTING to go back to the Hall but being afraid that you might get kicked out.

  • Athanasius

    Last year Robdar and I attended a KH where none of the JWs knew us. I wore an American flag lapel pin so they assumed that we were just a couple interested in their church. Of course the JWs love bombed us. Guess they were hard up for new converts. We both thought that the JWs were counting time while they talked to us. So when you see the Watch Tower's report for hours spent witnessing for the last service year, Robdar and I are responsible for at least 2 of them.

    Then last Memorial I attended a KH here on the West Coast and got the love bombing treatment again. I was the only one who partook of the bread and wine that evening. Nevertheless, they invited me back and tried to start a Bible Study with me.

    However, I don't plan to attend the KH this Sunday. Have better things to do.

  • silentseeker

    I am not an ex-JW but my husband is. Anyway, I always had this funny thought of going to the Kingdom Hall during the Memorial and when they pass the cup and the bread......PARTAKE! :) Would love to see the JW faces! I would just have to let them know that I would NEVER say "no" to the body and the blood of Christ :)

  • minimus

    Was the wine good? I hope you drank the entire glass of wine.

  • Valis

    eheheh... I would imagine the "attendants" would be sitting next to me wishing they could kick my ass out quicker than Jehovah tossed Adam and Eve out of paradise...*LOL* My appearance alone would have to come with some BS story and lots of splainin...no thanks...*LOL* erm well maybe eheheh. It would be very surreal for me to do actually.


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