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cognac

This is brilliant!
Coded Logic

Perhaps I should have added DO partake of the emblems. That seems to be the only thing going up in JW land.
kairos

Just stumbled onto this topic.
So funny!
It seems to be working.
freddo

LETTER TWO
Dear M.D.A.
Since our last letter we write to say things are going swimmingly! To accelerate the decline you will note that "Tight Pants" are being highlighted as Brazen Conduct in the June 15th Watchtower.
Also that Garlic bread features as the leavening that ferments the whole lump on jay-w-dot-orgasm in the excellent broadcast by Brother Flo-down.
Finally we will be "Lett-ing" you have more Lett on GBTV! If this doesn't bring the numbers down and close the checking accounts we do not know what will!
Warmest regards,
Splane, Morris and the Spoutcraps
Brooklyn
3rdgen

"How long does He think we can keep milking that cow?"
Till 'ole Bossy udderly gives out and you find an overlapping bovine.
Vidiot

@ CodedLogic...
I can't believe I missed this the first time 'round.
The way you've presented it, they're practically following the folding-business playbook, practically to the letter.
You should write for The Onion. :smirk: