How To Clean A Toilet

by DakotaRed 19 Replies latest social humour

  • DakotaRed
    DakotaRed

    How To Thoroughly Clean The Toilet 1. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet
    water, and put both lids up.

    2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him
    towards the bathroom.

    3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet
    and close both lids.
    You may need to stand on the lid. The cat will self
    agitate and make ample suds. (Never mind the noises
    that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.)

    4. Flush the toilet three or four times. (This
    provides a "power-wash " and "rinse".)

    5. Have someone open the door to the outside (Be sure
    that there are no people between the toilet and the
    outside door.)

    6. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and
    quickly lift both lids.

    7. The now clean cat will rocket out of the toilet,
    and run outside where he will dry himself off. The
    toilet will be sparkling clean!

    Sincerely, The Dog

  • Vivamus
    Vivamus

    LOL

    -

    Blue Bubblegum Girl

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  • WildHorses
    WildHorses

    OMG I just tried this. Helen didn't like it at all and she almost drown.

  • JH
    JH

    I found a way to never clean my toilet.

    I use the cats litter box instead.

  • iiz2cool
    iiz2cool

    This has the added benefit of cleaning the cat as well.

    Walter

  • NEWWORLDSLACKER
    NEWWORLDSLACKER

    ROTFLMAO !

    A living cat must be a clean one ......

    NwS

  • Xandria
    Xandria

    I think there would be a cat with revenge on it's mind.. Hell hath no fury than a pissed off cat.

    X.

  • herk
    herk

    My cat loved it so much, I can't get her away from the toilet anymore. Thanks for nuthin', Dakota!

  • WildHorses
    WildHorses

    LOL herk, that is to cute.

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