*LOL* I found these on some JW's website...*LOL* he had the font and background color white so you couldn't really see them...*LOL* straight from the horse's mouth no less..
You Might Be a JW if.... if you feel that death is more important than birth
if you have constant pain in your right shoulder and can't unclasp your right hand; you probably have bookbagitis, a disease unique to jw's if you can't buy a pair of shoes without thinking about how comfortable they will need to be while walking residential streets in 95 degrees heat, then yer a jay dub if you can't pick up something a book ,or anything else to read, without picking up something to underline with also if you spent days at a baseball stadium, and never saw a ball and didn't even have a beer if you possess the ability to sing loudly and proudly even if you're tone deaf if most of the songs you sing have numbers for titles if the first name of your best friends are either brother or sister if your church is a "hall" or the sermon is a "public talk" if you go to New York for the weekend and spend the whole day in a publishing factory in brooklyn if the words "new light" do not remind you of the hardware section at k-mart if you think morning coffee break is a perfect time to preach to someone if you think the term pioneer refers to someone other then Davy Crockett if you think 5 meetings a week is a delightful spiritual experience if you think all 4 door vehicles are "witness wagons" if you have a tendency to refer to books by color instead by title (no longer the case with the new ones!) if you think of cleaning up a messy back yard as practice for working in the new world if you watch "oprah" and you see people who pass the micrphones and it reminds you of the meeting if you go to "Home Depot" and go down the aisle where the doors for the homes are displayed and you feel the urge to knock on them\ if the "ding-dong" sound of the avon commericals get you excited if going to 7-11 is something to look forward to
