Löesh - Looks nearly exactly like my grandfather (who many have claimed I look like), so my opinion of him isn't that harsh. I like him, to be honest. He seems the most lenient of the seven, and his talks and way of speaking suggests he probably doesn't care too much about what he's saying, and possibly just saying things to keep up with the others.
Everyone else but Tight-Pants Tony - Kill them with fire!
Tight-Pants Tony - I would go into details of how I would torture and eventually get rid of him, but I feel it wouldn't be polite.