Words you invented, or said the wrong way

Do you have your own way of saying things, your own words for describing things?

For example, I don't say Alzheimer disease, I say old timers disease. Why not, usually only old people get that.

What are your funny words that only you use?

Sometimes I'll be talking along and suddenly I'll blurt out, "Columbo!" for no reason at all and then I'll methodically rub my forehead.

I think it is entirely appropriate that "DYSLEXIA" should be pronounced "LYSDEXIA."

Realizant .......It sounds cooler than "I realize" and less pretentious than cognizant.....and I've yet to be called on it......lol

mac, currently writing my own dictionary class

Ugh Syrup, it took me awhile but I got it.

I sometimes prounounce synonym, cinnamon cause I stutter. Just a little.

~Aztec

Mmmmmmmmmmm...I love synonym and sugar sprinkled on warm buttered toast!!!

mac

Mac, I think that's cinnamononimous with syonym toast.

Syrup

Yeah yeah but I bet you can't say parsimonious persimmon three times fast! Or maybe you can, I don't know.

I can't say shrimp shack even once without it coming out shrimp shrack. Blasted tongue!

I hate when people say nukular..gag!

~Aztec

shrimp shack

Isn't that a song by the B-52's?

BTW, I hate it when people say nuke-ya-ler too.

Syrup

I don't say Surreptitious, I rather say Superstitious. It's easier.