If you are a current active JW, What rules do you deliberately break?

Truthexplorer

I 'confess' that I
do the lottery
celebrate my child's birthday
sign workmates birthday cards
Put the occasional bet on at bookies
Enjoy a piss up now and again
That's just to start things off. What rules do you deliberately break?
TE
LevelThePlayingField

Fellowship with the DF'd, drink to excess, oh, and the big one, READ APOSTATE LITERATURE!
Truthexplorer

READ APOSTATE LITERATURE!
Ha Ha levelthepayingfield. I confess I do that too
deanxxx

While I was still active: All the above plus grew my hair long, went to rock gigs, went to clubs, got pi$$ed up, smoked weed and ciggies, dropped acid, fornicated wildly at Glastonbury Festival and had a threesome with two JW chicks ;-)
a watcher

I lurk on exJW websites for info I can't get on jw.org.
hardtobeme

Read apostate literature
Went to night clubs.
Play slot machines at casinos.
Play lottery.
Got drunk.
Celebrated birthdays.
Not believing anything the Governing body says. (THAT'S THE UNFORGIVABLE RULE)
Never confessed anything to elders.
Dunedain

For us Yanks, or at least me, can you fellas explain what "pissed up" means. I never heard that expression before.
wallsofjericho

Cigars
and maybe touch myself every now and then 😏
Dunedain

@ - Wallsofjericho - I hope you put the cigar out, before you "touch yourself", otherwise it might get messy.
Tempest in a Teacup

Masturbation. What else?