1. Flag stamps, seriously??
2. He writes out every letter "long hand" to count his time? He could time himself writing out (1) letter long hand, then use a copy machine to make 1,000 copies, and times the 1st x 1,000 copies, and viola! Time!!!!!!! But no, he's a JW, and a stupid one at that. Idiocy!
3. He could get bulk postage rate, but again, stupid JW!!!!
4. He could find 1,000 email address and send out (1) mass emailing, but again, too stupid.
5. He went to Bethel Missionary School? Makes sense; this is the sort of mindless lemming they so richly desire.
What I find funny is that the world gives exactly ZERO fuggs about the JW's. Only JW's care what the JW's do. No one else gives a sh*t. It's like Scientology or Mormonism. They drum themselves up as the world's Answer to Everything, but in reality? No one gives a sh*t. Only other cult members care about what the Cult is up to. Everyone else thinks they are crazy kooks, so the reality is that this is all futile, fruitless, cult BUSYWORK.
